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You know what’s kind of beautiful?

In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.”

You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

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When you find a shirt you really like and they don’t have your size.

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Especially since I am a size medium…

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Thisisisisisisissss.

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Q:Follow me back please?! haha ur blog is cool

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Haha, thank you! I’ll def check your blog out once I have access to a regular computer. This phone app is super trippy…

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  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
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After getting a haircut

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Expectation:

Reality:

omg

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When people ask for candy I’m eating, I give them the flavor I don’t like.

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